CLUSTER BOMB UNIT "Distortorama" CDR-advance 2000 GermanyReview in TraitorHOLY FUCKING SHIT this blasted my nuts off!!! I'd never let myself hear C.B.U. before for fear of them being another generic "new wave" (and by that I mean ANOTHER lame 90's Disclone) crust band. Dude, I was just so fucking wrong! Oliver, drummer for these Teutonic kings, was kind enough to send me a recordable-CD of this stuff, which I am assuming is an advance for an upcoming 7" (there's five songs). There's certainly that "crust" touch to this band, what with their leanings towards a driving tempo extremely reminiscent of "Victim Of A Bomb Raid" era ANTI-CIMEX and just a touch of a more serious side of SORE THROAT and faster/thrashier EXTREME NOISE TERRORisms...but ya know something, even though I can't speak for their past releases (I've never heard them), this band just seems to have their own aura about them. Wet-eel-slap-to-the-face production and a fucking 666-megaton guitar sound instills the Pug-Quiver in this hapless reviewer. Can't say anything about song titles or lyrics as Oliver didn't provide them (fave tracks are 2 and 3...2 reminds me of SORE THROAT and track 3 fucking sledgehammered my nuts until they swelled into balloons...which I now tie into quirky animals for the delight and amusement of the neigborhood children). A major plus is the singer's delivery...no lame and yawn-inducing cliche screaming or tough-guy gravel vocals...very straight-forward shouted delivery that adds to the hopelessness. Fuckin eh, two thumbs and a busted eardrum up! Oh yeah, these guys are German and not Swedish...just thought their noise might throw you off. Sean Hogan |